Qwotebook
Capture every funny moment

Save the moments that
make you laugh

The easiest way to record and share the funny, sweet, and unforgettable things the people you love say every day.

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150+ Happy users
★★★★★ 5-star rating
iOS & Android Available now
The Martins' Quotebook
"Why would I need a map? I have two eyes and a general sense of direction."
Dad · 3 days ago
Classic Dad
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
Grandma Rose · last week
Words of Wisdom
"Is cereal soup? Technically, yes."
Lily, age 7 · yesterday
Kid Logic

Everything you need to capture the funny stuff

Capture in seconds

Jot down a quote the moment it happens — before you forget it. A quick tap is all it takes.

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Share with your people

Create shared quotebooks so your whole family or friend group can contribute and relive the laughs together.

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Organized forever

Tag quotes, filter by person, and browse years of memories — all in one place, always at your fingertips.

The things people actually say

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I don't need Google. Your father knows everything — and if he doesn't, he'll make something up.

— Mom, to the kids · The Henderson Family
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We didn't get lost. We took a scenic detour that happened to add forty-five minutes to the drive.

— Grandpa Frank · The Kowalski Crew
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I'm not snoring. I'm just breathing with extra enthusiasm.

— Dave · The Reyes Gang

Three steps to never forgetting the good stuff

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Create a quotebook

Set up a shared space for your family, your friends, or just yourself.

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Capture quotes on the spot

When someone says something hilarious, open the app and save it before the moment slips away.

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Relive & share

Browse your collection, share favorites, and laugh all over again — anytime.

Get the app

Start your family's quotebook today

Free to download. No credit card needed. Just the funny things people say.

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