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It's addictive because it's instant.Qwoted 6:52 AM Sep 8th
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I gave her my heart, and she gave me a potentially life threatening STD.Qwoted 6:34 AM Jul 17th
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I have some flow issues.Qwoted 4:49 AM Jul 2nd
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Love you dude. For realQwoted 7:20 PM Jun 12th
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Google just eats our pages up.Qwoted 6:46 AM May 25th
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Facebook is the new Google. Google is the new Yahoo. Apple is the new Microsoft. Twitter is the new Apple. Microsoft just sucks. ... Read moreQwoted 1:02 AM May 1st
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If that's how you treat the huge parts of your life, I don't want to be in any part of your life. ... Read moreQwoted 2:07 AM Apr 21st
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I finally feel untethered to my cancer now. It's an amazing feeling. And cancer made a ruthless enemy. ... Read moreQwoted 12:47 PM Apr 6th
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the more you put me to sleep, the better i tipQwoted 9:41 AM Apr 6th
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I love you guysQwoted 4:18 AM Mar 28th
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Have a good day and tell in July so high is good.Qwoted 6:17 PM Mar 27th
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Be thankful for your friends. Loudly, Proudly, and Oftenly. I don't give a hoot if oftenly isn't a real word. Do it. ... Read moreQwoted 5:55 AM Mar 23rd
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Sometimes I hate being so weird.Qwoted 2:35 AM Mar 22nd
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Sticky feetQwoted 9:39 PM Mar 21st
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Stop. Showertime.Qwoted 7:07 AM Mar 21st
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Awake is the new drunk.Qwoted 8:07 AM Mar 20th
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hey Barack Obama if you were to say...rickroll the nation by starting a speech with "never going to give you up..." that would rule. ... Read moreQwoted 8:00 AM Mar 20th
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The waitress says it's horrible. It's just weird. It's like hooters with male waitresses.Qwoted 7:43 AM Mar 20th
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w00tQwoted 7:34 AM Mar 20th
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Digital Courage makes you look like a drunk ass. Might as well grab a beer or 8. ... Read moreQwoted 6:42 AM Mar 20th

